Livin in the 'hood Part II

The other day I was feeding my son his dinner (Mr T. wasn't home) and happened to look out our window next to the kitchen table and discovered to my great surprise that we were being watched by a crazy homeless lady. At the time I didn't know she was crazy, or homeless, I just thought she was creepy. She mentioned that she wanted to live here in our place and asked if I had any rooms for rent. I wasn't crazy about sharing my room with her and I sure as heck wasn't going to let her share a room with my son so after a short and very awkward conversation later, I managed to get her to harass my neighbor instead. When we first moved to the neighborhood I thought that it wasn't all that bad, but now I am realizing that it's not all that great either.